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Matabang Utak Stories: Huling sandali.

Boy: Hi baby!! Kamusta ka na? Ang saya saya ko ngayon!!
Girl: Teka lang text ka na lang mamaya. Busy ako kasi sa thesis namin.
Boy: Ehh mamaya na yan baby. Usap muna tayo. Miss na kasi kita ehhh :)
Girl: Kailangan ko ngang matapos to, kasi nga malapit na ang due nito.
Boy: Sige na baby, minsan lang naman ako man lalambing ng husto eh. Gusto kita makasama ngayon, ipagpabukas mo na lang yan. Please? :D
Girl: Ano ba kase?! Bigyan mo naman ako ng oras sa sarili ko oh?! Hindi mo ba naiintindihan?! Project ko to! Thesis namin!! PWEDE BA? ORAS NAMAN!! HINDI NAMAN IKAW LAGI SAYO IIKOT ANG MUNDO KO!! WAG MO NGA MUNA AKO I TEXT!!
Boy: Sorry baby. Mahal na mahal po kita. Sige po.. Sorry.. Text na lang kita mamaya...
Boy: Hi baby, hindi ko matiis na hindi ka itext. Gusto ko po talagang makausap ka. Gusto ko maging masaya ulit :D
Boy: Hi baby, hindi ka parin nag rereply.. Kamusta na po thesis mo diyan?
Boy: Baby... Di ka pa rin nag rereply.. Nag aalala na po ako sayo...
Boy: Baby 10pm na... Dalawang Oras ka ng hindi nag rereply sakin, ui miss na po kita. I love you po...
Boy: Uhm baby.. I love you. Sana po ok ka lang diyan. Andito lang ako palagi, malapit na kitang laging makasama :) 
Girl: Diba sabi ko sayo mag tetext ako sayo pag tapos na ko dito sa THESIS ko?! Hindi mo ba naiintindihan yun?!!?  Ano bang mahirap sa BUSY at hindi mo maintindihan?! Parang wala ng bukas eh. Ang OA mo naman! Pwede ba?! Matulog ka na lang! 
Boy: Sorry baby.. Ok po.. Goodnight po sayo. I love you.. Mag iingat ka palagi, lagi kitang babantayan. Andito lang ako, hindi ako mawawala sayo.
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Girl: Baby, gising na po. Sorry po kagabi sa mga nasabi ko. Busy lang talaga ako. Kain ka na po, papasok na ako..
Girl: Gising ka na, papasok ka na. Text mo ko pag gising mo..
Girl: Ui, bakit hindi ka pa nagtetext. Break na namin. Pumasok ka ba? Wala ka bang load? Ui... Text naman..
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Boy: Anak.. Iniwan na niya tayo.. Iniwan na ko ng anak ko at iniwan ka na rin ng kasintahan mo. Iniwan na niya lahat ng mahal niya sa buhay. Nasabi ba niya sayo na may taning ang buhay niya? Ngayon ang pangatlong taon na ibinigay ng doktor sa kanya, akala namin hindi totoo, wala naman kasi makakapagsabi ng buhay ng isang tao. Pero nagulat kami, hindi na rin kinaya ng puso niya. Ginigising namin siya kaninang umaga, hindi na siya nagigising. May huling text pa nga sayo, na hindi na send ito ang sabi niya sayo anak " Mag-iingat ka palagi, masaya ako sa pupuntahan ko, huwag kang iiyak. Pasensya hindi ko sinabi sayo, ayaw kong ipaalam sayo dahil ayaw kong mamroblema ka sa kalagayan ko, pati sa thesis mo, ayaw kong dumagdag. Hindi ko alam kung swerte pa kong sisinagan ng araw bukas. Araw-araw akong nagdadasal na sana bigyan niya ako lagi ng araw para makita ka, araw para makasama ka, sobrang mahal kita. Sayang, yung huling araw ko dito di man lang kitang nakausap. Pero naiintindihan kita.. Baka nga naman ikabagsak mo pa yan. Sorry talaga. I love you baby, promise me. Magiging matatag ka. Nasa tabi mo na ako ngayon."

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Everyone: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing, I'm fine.

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During a math test:

Me: my answer = 23 
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.

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During lecture...

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When you have "Why?" at the end of a question on a...

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When you give someone a long ass explanation &... →

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Story of my life →

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